12/14/2009 liza 0Comment

Husband & Wife

Wife: Honey….. What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
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Q – What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Stress Reliever # 1

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”

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Stress Reliever # 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.

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Stress Reliever # 3

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
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Stress Reliever # 4

A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I’d have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE”

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Stress Reliever # 5

Father to son after exam: “let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

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Stress Reliever # 7

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the early warning.

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Stress Reliever # 8

A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of humour.

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