08/03/2010 liza

These past few days, I’ve been dragging myself to the sea of worries and problems. Only now that I was able to come to my senses and decided to take a break. LOLz. One of my therapies each time I feel that I’m starting to drown myself with problems, are the practical jokes. I remember posting a few way way back here. So the next time you stumble new related postings of mine, please smile for me… I’m just at halt and having a good laugh! A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over…

12/14/2009 liza

Husband & Wife Wife: Honey….. What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date. ____________________________________________________________________ Q – What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so. ____________________________________________________________________ Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. _____________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 1 Wife: You always carry my photo in your…

06/03/2009 liza

I actually read this from one of the military forums. I got fascinated by it and decided to post in here. 40-ish = 49 Adventurous = Slept with everyone Athletic = No tits Average looking = Ugly Beautiful = Pathological liar Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure = On medication Feminist = Fat Free spirit = Junkie Friendship first = Former very *friendly* person Fun = Annoying New Age = Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded = Desperate Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing Passionate = Sloppy drunk Professional = B*tch Voluptuous = Very Fat Large…

05/12/2009 liza

I think I received this email a couple of times before and now I have it again. Instead of sending the email again, I decided to end the cycle in me by posting it on this blog. Since it concerns women, I just think that those who haven’t got this message would smile and say that “yes! this may be possible”. And to all women – PLEASE STAY GORGEOUS! ha ha ha