Quotes About Women

Since it’s women’s month, I would like to share with you some notable quotes that will not just make every woman smile but will certainly make every man tells, “I agree.” So this goes to all women…

Sure God created man before woman.  But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.  ~Author Unknown

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.  ~Author Unknown

Woman’s virtue is man’s greatest invention.  ~Cornelia Otis Skinner, attributed

Women get the last word in every argument.  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.  ~Author Unknown

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right – instantly.  ~Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.  ~Aristotle Onassis

Women are in league with each other, a secret conspiracy of hearts and pheromones.  ~Camille Paglia

The basic Female body comes with the following accessories:  garter belt, panti-girdle, crinoline, camisole, bustle, brassiere, stomacher, chemise, virgin zone, spike heels, nose ring, veil, kid gloves, fishnet stockings, fichu, bandeau, Merry Widow, weepers, chokers, barrettes, bangles, beads, lorgnette, feather boa, basic black, compact, Lycra stretch one-piece with modesty panel, designer peignoir, flannel nightie, lace teddy, bed, head.  ~Margaret Atwood

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.  ~Elbert Hubbard

Behind every success of a man is a woman

To get to a woman’s heart, a man must first use his own.  ~Mike Dobbertin, quoted in A 5th Portion of Chicken Soup for the Soul

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.  ~James Thurber

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.  ~Author Unknown

They are true in some ways, aren’t they?

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